whispered over sugar-coated brims

Sep 24

ap student: hey im going to my ap class
ap student: ugh my ap textbook is SO heavy
ap student: ugh, im taking 7 AP classes
ap student: AP
ap student: listen to me
ap student: look at me
ap student: AP
ap student: IM SMART
ap student: LET ME READ YOU MY ENTIRE SCHEDULE SO THAT YOU CAN INHALE HOW INTELLIGENT I AM AND BREATHE IN HOW MUCH BETTER I AM THAN YOU
ap student: ap

Sep 22

roane72:

colorsofthewand:

the-cimmerians:

chazzam:

la-belle-laide:

thescarletwoman:

Jon Stewart tells it like it is. A great clip. If you haven’t seen it, WATCH IT.

*APPLAUSE*

This may be the best thing I have ever watched in my entire life.

I generally prefer Colbert to TDS, but when Jon brings it, THAT SHIT IS FUCKING BROUGHT.

OH MY GOD I HAD SEEN PART OF THIS BUT I JUST WATCHED ALL OF IT AND OMG I LOVE YOU JON STEWART

Oh my god. This is one of the best takedowns I have ever seen. Ever.

MAKE LOVE TO ME, I CANNOT EVEN

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Aug 22

meme-depot:

The Most Unholy of Unions: Nickelback’s Chad Kroeger Engaged to Avril Lavigne

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vondell-swain:

soujizz:

anyway this new icon just bothers me a lot in a really irrational way

yeah

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Aug 21

mckaylaisnotimpressed:

007? psshh…..not impressed.

lol

Aug 20

t-h-e-w-o-n-d-e-r-l-a-n-d:

Homewreckaaaa.

Cute picture though

lol

thisd

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: you are surfing the internet with some buddies. you find a seemingly...

ifwemetupatmidnight:

you are surfing the internet with some buddies. you find a seemingly harmless funny picture on a humor website. your friend stares at the screen intensely, searching for the joke. suddenly, he jumps up, pale as a sheet, and runs to the bathroom. you hear excruciating noises coming from the other…

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My first youtube username was shikatemafoeva

and then I was akatsukiwafffles

OMFG.

Aug 18

That awesome moment when your uncle gives you some super expensive headsets, so you don’t have to go out and buy your own.

“BALL ‘TILL YOU FALL”

-Wise words from philosopher Ryan Lochte

My mom and my sister don’t believe cultural appropriation exists

me: wow I'm fat
me: maybe I look ok
me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
me: I am more than just my weight!
me: who the fuck cares about anything
me: I AM SO FAT.
me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
me: i hate myself

LATE NIGHT BLOGGING LOL SO COOL!111111111

boobifer:

“wow, you have really nice hair!”

thanks i grow it myself

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whispered over sugar-coated brims

It's me against the world, yeah? I'm Amber and I'm pretty much the lamest thing that's ever existed.

: you are surfing the internet with some buddies. you find a seemingly...

“BALL ‘TILL YOU FALL”

It's me against the world, yeah?

I'm Amber and I'm pretty much the lamest thing that's ever existed.